the great wall. it was so surreal standing on a piece of history built in the 5th century bc.
it was also surreal kissing sexy italian men on a wall built by chinese men.
if you get embarrassed by a little sweat stain...you might not want to climb the great wall. it is hot. and humid. and your sweat stain will not be little.
no one thought i could make it to the top...
i showed them. too bad i was so out of breath i couldn't yell, "booyah."
welcome to the forbidden city.
built in the early 1400's, the city served as the imperial palace for 24 of china's emperors and their families from the ming dynasty to the qing dynasty.
the city was enormous. with 980 surviving buildings, the palace covers over 2.3 million square feet.
i was on duty for a bit. just trying to help out.
and add a little excitement into his life. he wasn't amused. but i was.
mooners. watch where you step - babies don't wear diapers. but they do have these nifty pants with a slit down the middle. good thing i was switched at birth and made it to a land with diapers.
and good thing kimya isn't wearing one of these pants...it could have been messy.
yes, i felt like a perv taking these pictures, but i couldn't help myself.
ok. so i was a perv one more time. when it's hot, roll your shirt up. it's what all the really fit chinese men do. personally, i think they're just trying to show off.
ridin' dirty - beijing is also known as the bicycle city. anyone that knows me, knows i love a good bike ride. you could rent a bike for 10 yuan a day - about $1.50. it was a little steep, but hey, i was on vacation. however, i learned very quickly that my beach cruiser skills weren't going to cut it in this place. pedestrian's position on the beijing food chain ranks somewhere between cockroaches and street rats.
yes. all of the 1.3 billion people in china have their own wheels.
quack. peking duck. a must in beijing.
snack street - i love snacks. sometimes i'd rather eat snacks all day than meals. so, when i heard beijing had a snack street, i was there.
no one told me the best seller had a stinger.
in the mood for some silk worm?
star fish?
what about some seahorse?
one of the vendors picked up this skinny stick and started poking it at me laughing. it looked like a snake..until i noticed his strategic placement of the stick - below his belt. guess what it was -
when in china, do as the chinese do...kara-yoke anyone?
i couldn't have asked for a better group of people to share this experience with. yes, they couldn't sing as well as me, but i am the asian one. karaoke is in my blood.
dreams really do come true -
yes, a smooch from mikey was on the top of my list when i left for beijing...
and thanks to this sign...
it happened.
sometimes in life we think we know what we want...until we find something better.
exhibit a -
sorry mikey, but ryan lochte has my heart.
zài jiàn for now china.








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