i'm going to the byu v. u game today and i'm scared.

and no, not because i think my cougs will disappoint. i'm afraid of myself and the words that might come out of this mouth. go back about 3 years. it was byu v. u home game in provo. sadly the red team was beating us by quite a bit at the half. my spirits were low so we decided to re-energize with some delish stadium food. as we walked to the hotdog line, a rather large man dressed in red from head to toe (yes he was even wearing one of those stupid red fake hair hats that really should be banned), came up to me. with a smirk on his face he asked, "um, do you know what the score is?" and then it happened, a moment i will always regret. i threw back a quick - "um, are you fat?" yep, that's what i said. and he was fat. really fat. and his fat face turned from a smurk to a fat sad puppy face and i am pretty sure i will go to hell for what i said. i promise i will be better this game. or at least try...